hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…
Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”
by Scottis February 15, 2025
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Hand off

To release in one's hand without telling them
I made a hand off in chick's hand while she was laying next to me
by Jawannamakemecum October 31, 2021
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Hand off

The act of doing something then giving to another person at the last second so they get the credit.

Ex. Setting the hook on a big fish then handing the rod to the person next to you
James lost a big fish when he got the hand off from scott
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Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton
Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.
by D_strikes September 25, 2017
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the heat hand-off

when a guy puts a handwarmer between his sack and penis and innocently hands it off to a girl who is cold.
Haha I totally got Stephenie with the heat hand-off!
by swedz12 December 08, 2010
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Hand-off from hell

Believed to originate amongst the Welsh migrant population of Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada. The hand-off from hell is a technique used in Rugby Union where you smash the palm of your hand into your opponents face sending them sprawling to the floor unable to stop your advance towards the try line.

In modern times it's usage is seen more often as a cheap shot in bar room brawls and was featured as a special move in 90s cult hit video game Jonah Lomu Rugby.
"Goodness me that hand-off from hell almost put him in ward 4!"

"Hope not Bill that's the maternity ward."
by Nog1988 January 15, 2019
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Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.
by Money MT May 19, 2010
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