Ben Handlebars 

The guy in the corner of every party that you know doesn’t fit. He looks around at the younger people rubbing his handle bar mustache.

Bro that Ben Handlebars is staring at your son’s ass. We need to get him out of here.

Ben Handlebars by Poochy boy November 10, 2021

Handlebar Muffstache 

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

Handlebar Muffstache by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

Constipation Handle Bars 

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.

"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."

Constipation Handle Bars by LeTigra February 10, 2009

handlebar moustache

REAL DEFINITION:
A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may curl, or they may just stick out like dangerous facial hair- daggers. The other moustache listed (curving down beside your lips) is a variation on the Fu Manchu Moustache (think crazy Asian guy moustache)

Many carnival people have handlebar moustaches.

handlebar moustache by The great and powerful Molesterator April 14, 2006

Russian Handlebar

A vicious, overly aggressive hand job perfected by the Russians during the Cold War.

Instead of giving pleasure, the equivalent of a Russian Handlebar is like sticking your penis in to a bandsaw.

Must of been a Russian Handlebar

Russian Handlebar by Pat Johnson from BTown April 30, 2011

handlebrows

Eyebrows that are large and/or burly enough to actually take hold of (in the same manner as handlebars on a bike) while you are engaging in sexual intercourse.

Shit man, that girl just got a wax yesterday and she still has handlebrows you can grab hold of while hitting it from behind!

handlebrows by Lager Sanchez April 7, 2010

Leathered as a handlebar 

Being in a state of of extreme drunkenness, but unable to vocalise the much more reasonable, 'Leathered as a handbag". i.e: the inability to identify the real phrase of the moment, instead reeling off many similar sounding phrases.

Any variation of the above is acceptable.
i.e: Leathered as a satchel
Satcheled as a handle bag,
Handlebaged as a leather.
Most variants are welcome.

"Mate, are you going to come on the beers tonight?"

"No thank you mate, I'm leathered as a handlebar".

Leathered as a handlebar by Anti Valmont December 2, 2009