handicap

Sometimes used to specify certain parking places....although 95 percent of those with handicap placards aren't truly handicapped. Just fat and lazy.

Mommy there's a handicap spot right there! I can ride my wheelchair right into the store! Sorry little Suzie, but that fat nigger with 6 kids needs it more than we do.

by Hooper January 24, 2004

handicap

Used to insult someone who acts like a retard. Can be used in place of moron, idiot, or retard.

Joe crashed his bike like a handicap.

by Kaiyo July 22, 2003

handicapped It

To have sex in a vacant handicap bathroom.

Yesterday Sarah and I went to the new Bond movie. It sucked, so half way threw we handicapped it.

by Win Lo Wong January 30, 2009

Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimo

The default victim in Leftist Political Correctness politics.

Q: Why do taxes keep going up?
A: We have to pay for the programs to help support the Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimos.

by shrektrician May 21, 2011

Handicapped clams

Expression to shortly call high ranked video game females who happen to be chinese.

@ing someone on Discord or other social media: HANDICAPPED CLAMS

by Leazhito August 13, 2020

Handicap Quality

Any parking space adjacent to a handicap parking space.

Oh yeah, this parking spot is handicap quality!

by Nugget789 June 14, 2023

drug store handicap

When an animal sport betting game is being manipulated by injecting the animals with drugs.
The word is often used when referring to foul play in horse races.

It's what they called back then a drug store handicap, guy wants what the fella calls a sure thing, so he schemes to make it so.

by Ørångus April 3, 2019