Hand job 

What a man has to give himself when he really wants a woman to give him a blow job.

Wilma won't give head to Fred
So when he stretches out in bed
He gives himself hand jobs instead.

Hand job by hermes April 19, 2003

Hand Job 

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God

”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck”

Hand Job by SuperSonnek November 27, 2020

Hand job 

Something that girls do when they've been pent up for a long time and dont wanna get their mouths dirty and still wanna keep their virginity (or they just dont want the love from the man)

i wonder how much mellissa charges for a and job....

Hand job by PeRV_Pyr0_FyREmaN April 25, 2003

hand job 

A waste of time.

Oh come one, i can give myself a hand job... How about you suck my dick.

hand job by The Philmeister August 1, 2008

Hand job 

when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand

the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.

Hand job by Tessa June 30, 2005

Hand job 

When another person usually a female strokes a mans penis

Dude haylin wanted her phone back so I made her give me a hand job for it

Hand job by Hidhdyr7 May 1, 2019

Hand Job 

when sum one wacks off a guy

"damn she gives good hand jobs. You should get one."

Hand Job by Tyz Gurl January 20, 2003