Hanalise is the best friend. Hanalise can be FUNNY. Hanalise can be the bomb of your life (literally). She is the most caring person in the WORLD. I would be an idiot not to be her friend. So would you. We all need a Hanalise in our lives
Friend: So you spell your name H- a-n-a-l-i-s-e
Hanalise: Yes but I can go by Hana
Friend: Do you spell that H-a-n-n-a-h
Hanalise: Nope *sigh* (I hate it when people do this) You spell it H-a-n-a
Friend: Oh so like half of your name
Hanalise: Yup
2 WEEKS LATER
Company manager: We are very proud of you Hanalise we are here to confirm that you have been excepted to be on a billboard poster for advertisement but for this to happen you must except that we put these on it:
-A picture of you
- Your name
-Your phone number
Do you except all of these
Hanalise: Yes
Company manager; well tomorrow you will see it at **** Road
Hanalise: Thank You
THE NEXT DAY
Hanalise: I wonder where it is * GASP* *PUT HAND ON FACE* They spelled my name H-A-N-N-A-H-L-I-S-E
Friend: Well i don't blame 'em
Hanalise: Yes but I can go by Hana
Friend: Do you spell that H-a-n-n-a-h
Hanalise: Nope *sigh* (I hate it when people do this) You spell it H-a-n-a
Friend: Oh so like half of your name
Hanalise: Yup
2 WEEKS LATER
Company manager: We are very proud of you Hanalise we are here to confirm that you have been excepted to be on a billboard poster for advertisement but for this to happen you must except that we put these on it:
-A picture of you
- Your name
-Your phone number
Do you except all of these
Hanalise: Yes
Company manager; well tomorrow you will see it at **** Road
Hanalise: Thank You
THE NEXT DAY
Hanalise: I wonder where it is * GASP* *PUT HAND ON FACE* They spelled my name H-A-N-N-A-H-L-I-S-E
Friend: Well i don't blame 'em
by Adelae September 23, 2018
Get the Hanalise mug.A pop culture phenomenon that involves a very popular mobile MOBA game Called Mobile Legends: Bang Bang. Hanabi is one of the 100+ playable characters ,and the worst amongst all of them. By reporting her it incentives the developers to finish her rework that is a year overdue.
Jungler: Report Hanabi for feeding!
Hanabi: 0/13/2
Fighter: *Steals the red buff*
Mage: *AFK*
Tank: *There are no tanks*
Hanabi: 0/13/2
Fighter: *Steals the red buff*
Mage: *AFK*
Tank: *There are no tanks*
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The process of self satisfaction via masterbating (hand), and the eventual release of seminal fluid (fire) as a result of the act. Note that if "the fire" is not made, the term handfire is not applicable. You would be attemting to make some handfire, but would have not completed the act in the true sense of the term.
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A slow witted yet culturally aware creature originating from the African continent. Diction is crass and blunt, strongly focused on a witty sarcasm filled with sexual innuendos. First impression is calm and shy, but soon the tiger emerges. Addicted to hand sanitizer.
Sexuality: Gerontophilia
Ambitions:Establishing a dictatorship
Abilities: To ace essays without ever reading the book
Likes: Procrascination, obsene jokes
A slow witted yet culturally aware creature originating from the African continent. Diction is crass and blunt, strongly focused on a witty sarcasm filled with sexual innuendos. First impression is calm and shy, but soon the tiger emerges. Addicted to hand sanitizer.
Sexuality: Gerontophilia
Ambitions:Establishing a dictatorship
Abilities: To ace essays without ever reading the book
Likes: Procrascination, obsene jokes
by kica.26 March 24, 2011
Get the Haafiz mug.The word was coined by Essex shipping merchants in the early fourteen hundreds.
It is said to mean "She Who likes Banana Hammocks" and scholars believe it refers to the numerous weekend journeys that Essex girls made on these ships to North Dublin in search of scantily clad Irishmen whose pubic region invariably matched the girls' long crimson locks.
It is said to mean "She Who likes Banana Hammocks" and scholars believe it refers to the numerous weekend journeys that Essex girls made on these ships to North Dublin in search of scantily clad Irishmen whose pubic region invariably matched the girls' long crimson locks.
by Irish Lads October 27, 2011
Get the Hannafin mug.A hanafee is a person who is kind, caring, good looking. By his looks, he can easily attract women. He may seem like he does not care at all but deeply he does. He likes to act like he is fine and nothing is wrong with him but nobody knows he's true background. He is also known to be gentle with women and girls. Some say he is quite an eye candy. His love towards his peers are unexplainable.
by John whiteman December 25, 2016
Get the hanafee mug.Short for Hanson fiction. Long or short stories written about the band Hanson.
Started in 1997 when Hanson became popular. First couple of years the stories were similar, founded on the authors personal day dreams about the band. The quality of these stories was rather poor. Basic plot: Hanson moves in next door to a girl, Zac/Taylor/Isaac and girl fall inlove.
The quality of these stories has improved greatly over the years, some have even been published as books.
Started in 1997 when Hanson became popular. First couple of years the stories were similar, founded on the authors personal day dreams about the band. The quality of these stories was rather poor. Basic plot: Hanson moves in next door to a girl, Zac/Taylor/Isaac and girl fall inlove.
The quality of these stories has improved greatly over the years, some have even been published as books.
Tulsa 74132, Bed Of Lies, Zac says Tay still wets his bed, Devil/Angel, The Quiet One, Catapult, Beautiful Disaster, Stay are all hanfics.
by Judith Major April 30, 2006
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