John Hancock

(n.) American shipping magnate and possible smuggler who became famous for his role in the American Revolution. He served as President of the Second Continental Congress, was famously a signatory to the Declaration of Independence, and later became the first post colonial governor of Massachusetts. In addition to these accomplishments, Hancock was a prolific author on the subject of masturbation. He wrote several authoritative treatises on the matter (several of which were banned on the orders of George Washington), and famously challenged the widely-held opinion of his fellow Founding Father, Dr. Benjamin Rush, that masturbation caused blindness and hairy palms.

John Hancock was one of America's most illustrious founding fathers and early sex educators.

by Dylan *@*@DaShizz@*@* July 29, 2009

Hanco

Dude with a big ass cock and can easily get bitches at anytime,oh yea very athletic,charming,handsome and overall just a beast of a guy.

Yooo tjekit my broe,that guy over there is for sure a Hanco type of guy,he is a beast!

by fucker-ridin'-a-pussy October 30, 2020

hanakou

Hanakou is the ship between minamoto kou and amane yugi from toilet bound hanako kun it is very cute and underrated. It’s perfectly valid to not ship them and see them as just friends

Friend A: My favorite tbhk ship is hanakou
Friend B: I don’t really ship it but it’s so cute!

by Hanakossexyhakujoudai May 24, 2021

[Herbie Hancock-blocked]

Being distracted by someone so much that you cant remember a Herbie Hancock reference you were about to say...as evidenced on an episode of the cleveland show.

Man 1:Remember that-that,damn it i forgot!
Man 2:How did you forget that fast?!
Man 1:You Herbie Hancock-blocked me!

by Zilchoboy October 19, 2009

Ben hanscom

Ben is a sweet person that is the part of the losers club he has a kind heart and wants the best for everyone even if the best thing for them hurts him, as a child he is head over heels in love with Beverly marsh and writes her a poem, but Beverly ends up with bill in the first movie but in the second movie they get together (and in the 1990 miniseries it said they got married and had a kid) Ben as a adult has a glow up and honestly could change his last name to handsome and no one would care because it’s true he also as a adult runs a successful business, Hanscom inc that leads him to be rich

Person 1: Ben hanscom is so cute

Person 2: ikr

by 🤠🤚 March 29, 2020

hanako

exquisite,a free spirit, caring, fun+laughter loving lady. magical master of the boogie and busting a groove!

1. Everyone knows Hanako is truly awesome..in all ways (practically perfect in every single way..watch out miss poppins)

by whatishanako? July 10, 2007

John Hancock

One's singnature(John Hancock was the first to sign the Declaration of Independence.)

All checks must have your John Hancock to prove that you wrote them.

by Light Joker May 23, 2005