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hanukkah

The way too long and somewhat boring winter holiday that really isn't anything other than a weak attempt to apply the least amount of tincture to our children's wounds for not being allowed a Santa Claus at that fercocktenah time of year, comprising the period of the most intense fear mongering and when really close minded and insecure xenophobics worry a kid might for just one day, December 25, rather just be another American kid and get a Master Replica light saber and some weird red and white striped candy from a fat old white guy dressed in red who jets around the world in a reindeer driven sielgh. Oy vey!
"Ok, so what's that about the lump of coal I got for Hanukkah last year?" or "Isn't it enough you cut part of my special friend off?" or "So instead of Toys and elves and magic, all I get to celebrate Hanukkah by having to eat greesy latkes and light candles every single night (8) nights in a row?" or And all this just so my parents can quietly think; "Hey, Busta, aren't we doing a good job making Seth feel better about Santa not visiting with those really pretty Hanukkah cookies and greesy latkes and that really cool story about the Greeks and how Jews found oil to light their candles for a week and a day?" or "I am going to marry that cute gentile Mom and Dad so I can have an excuse to celebrate the other really cool celebration. Hey, admit it, for us kids anyway, Hanukkah can't light a candle to Santa's Toy Time."
by Jack the Pink MacHummmberrgerrer September 14, 2006
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kaifa- haluk

kaifa-haluk or kaifa haluki/ek(feminine) is the arabic phrase for "how are you". this is more formal compared to "keeyfuk", however there are different ways to say "how are you" in arabic and they vary from region to region.
guy: asalaamu alaikum habibi, kaifa- haluk?

girl: ana bekhayr, shukran.
by emili97 September 30, 2012
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Haukenslush

A word or sentence that someone will find hard to believe or comprehended; Not the truth.
Jeff says: "Me and Beyonce' are getting married!
Malcolm says: Thats Haukenslush!
by Glenn F. February 1, 2008
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haruki murakami

Fine Japanese author of urban magic realism. Novels such as 'Dance, Dance, Dance' and 'The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle' have made Murakami one of the most popular writers in his native country with young people. His story of young love in the 1960's 'Norwegian Wood' was a sensation when it was published in the 1980's.
Best novel (IMHO) - Sputnik Sweetheart
Selected books

Pinball
A Wild Sheep Chase
Hardboiled Wonderland And The End Of The World
Norwegian Wood
The Elephant Vanishes (Short Stories)
Dance Dance Dance
The Wind Up Bird Chronicles
South Of The Border, West Of The Sun
Sputnik Sweetheart
Underground (Non fiction)
by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004
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Hanukka Hangover

A hangover that continues to screw you well beyond the standard time, giving you a new gift of shame each day.

Day 1 You wake up covered in vomit and urine and no recollection of the night before, hahaha good times.
Day 2 You find your credit card only to release you must have bought the city out of booze with it.
Day 3. This is the tow yard we have your vehicle down here
Day 4 Oh sweet a wonderful collage of photos have surfaced of you puking, eating a burrito with no hands, and being seduced by an swamp donkey.
Day 5. Swamp donkey tries to friend you on Facebook
Day 6. Swamp donkey shows up at you're house asking for its underwear back which you mistook for a pillow case
Day 7. Oh god is my junk supposed to be that red

Day 8. Fuck it it's the weekend it time to rinse and repeat
Oh god this hang over hand turned into a Hanukka hangover.
by COW PLOW July 8, 2012
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Hazuki

wow hazuki always looks so good. She’s definitely a SNACC
by B E A N O January 18, 2018
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hamude

Hamude is an amazing boyfriend, He is cool.
goofy, cute, intelligent & conceited.
Anyone who meets him will instantly fall in love with him.
Hamude might be the jealous & curious type but
He'll never leave your side when things get too rough
Hamude is an amazing boyfriend
by dxrk angle November 24, 2021
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