Girl: I will karate chop you right in the hamstring!
Guy: Jesus, that's a crude term for a penis.
Girl: Omg lol i don't even know what to do with you.
Guy: Jesus, that's a crude term for a penis.
Girl: Omg lol i don't even know what to do with you.
by Dekrepit90 June 9, 2016
Get the Hamstring mug.A surgery in which doctors, or dentists, dig into your rectom to find a hamster that has either burrowed its way into your anal cavity, or that has been the victim of hamster swallowing. In 45% of these procedures the patient is given some sort of anisthetic.
I convinced my parents that the dog ate the hamster, so we gave my dog a hamsterectomy, but found nothing...
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Verb: When a human or other animal draws liquid from a tube or nozzle type object in the same manner as a common hamster does with its water bottle apporatus in its cage.
He didn't have a cup to drink out of... so when no one was looking... he put his mouth up against the water cooler nozzle and became hamstering his drink.
by danehippie January 3, 2009
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Get the Hamstering mug.when you have a sun roof if the car and a boy lays on the top of the car with his dick sticking through the sun roof while the girl is licking it (like a hamster does to get water)
i was caught hamstering with my girlfriend
by Wjhdydhehfhidia March 17, 2024
Get the Hamstering mug.When a person or company reaches a foregone, usually emotionally-driven conclusion, and then rationalizes their actions with backwards logic in order to justify their loopy bullshit. Hamstering occurs when people arrive at a conclusion first, and then look for reasons to justify what they already believe.
by OneRedFox May 21, 2025
Get the hamstering mug.When a person with a penis positions themselves on the roof of a car, exposed from the waist down through the open sunroof so that the penis is hanging down through the sunroof and inside the car, and their partner inside the vehicle performs oral on the penis, all the while rubbing their hands together like a hamster would.
The name ‘hamstering’ comes from the resemblance to how a hamster drinks water through the metal spout of a bottle in its cage.
The name ‘hamstering’ comes from the resemblance to how a hamster drinks water through the metal spout of a bottle in its cage.
Beatrice: I had a totally hot date last night with Jarred, we hamstered for hours, just like they did in TITANIC! The car windows got really steamy, and I completely drained Jarred's balls.
Chloe: OMG Beatrice, I didn't know you were into Hamstering?! That is awesome! Call me next time, I'll hang out in the car with you!
Chloe: OMG Beatrice, I didn't know you were into Hamstering?! That is awesome! Call me next time, I'll hang out in the car with you!
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