Hamed

Amazing nice and handsome

Guy who everyone wants to be

_Oh I wish I was Hamed_

by #Benice November 11, 2018

hamedo

As seen in Final Fantasy Tactics, hamedo comes from the Japanese hame (panel) and do (counter). In the game, characters fight each other from panels (squares on a map), and a hamedo is the ability to counter attack before a person in an adjacent panel can attack.

He tried to stab me, but I gave him the hamedo first.

by bagodix November 19, 2013

Jim Halpert

THE MAN YOU WANT TO MARRY WHEN YOU GROW UP. HES PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. THE LORD HAS BLESSED HIM. HALLELUJAH BABY JESUS

"back off Pam, Jim is mine"
"I love you Jim"
"Jim Halpert is such a nice guy"

by tinkerbellthegirl April 13, 2020

Magic Hamper

The place you get previously worn - yet clean smelling clothes from.

If you leave a pair of jeans in the hamper long enough they lose the funky smell that caused you to throw them into the hamper in the first place!! It's MAGIC!!!

"Is that a pasta stain on your pants?"

"So it is... looks like my magic hamper missed a spot."

by Cleveland Danny June 13, 2008

Cum Hamper

A female or male that likes to swallow or take loads of cum in their mouth or ass.

Christine had a threesome with Rick and Chris. One blew in her pussy and the other blew in her ass. She is a nasty cum hamper!

God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!

by Pig Demon the slut conqueror July 12, 2018

Halpert Hair

Having long uncombed hair that resembles Jim's from The Office.

I woke up this morning and had some crazy halpert hair goin.

by Dan5999 November 7, 2007

halpert

A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute

Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there

by avaron September 28, 2006