The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.
Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
by cabflow December 4, 2011
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Noob: "Im spamin' rite here lolzzzz"
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Admin bans the noob.
Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"
Admin bans the noob.
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Get the THE BANNER HAMMER mug.The codename of a combat mission in Afghanistan in which an American flag was flown from a Black Hawk helicopter in honor of Stephen Colbert and his dedication to the pursuit of freedom and truthiness.
"Beef Hammer, of course, the followup to such secret missions as 'One-eyed Trouser Trout' and 'Operation Blue-Vein Swayback Throbber'. I am deeply touched."
- Stephen Colbert
- Stephen Colbert
by au4040 December 16, 2006
Get the beef hammer mug.The act of punching someone in the mouth or something to yell when punching someone in the mouth.
Also an attack used by paladins in World of Warcraft
Also an attack used by paladins in World of Warcraft
Khai was running around the hallways yelling "Seal of Command FADES, CAST Seal of Command, CAST Holy Shock" He then punched a boy in the mouth and yelled "HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!!"
by MASTrunks December 1, 2007
Get the hammer of justice mug.The act of getting completely hammered/wasted in Flint, Mi. Especially located off of Hammerburg road.
Tyler was messing with Jon and Jordan when they were absolutely Hammerburged.
Last night was such a gonger, everyone was Hammerburged!
Last night was such a gonger, everyone was Hammerburged!
by HairyB December 7, 2009
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