Albert Hammond jr.

probably the coolest member of the Strokes, Albert possesses a kickass sense of style, major wit, and the best down stroke technique seen since Buddy Holly. Albert is the shit...

"Ah shucks. I wish all guys could be as cool as Albert Hammond JR."

by abnumedahl June 22, 2006

Switching Hammocks

To 69.

We were switching hammocks and my mother came in!

by Switcheroo June 6, 2010

do a Hammond

To crash a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.

"Don't do a Hammond- always check your tyres"

by oracle October 7, 2006

Banana Hammock

A thong for your schlong

What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?

by Lugiratina July 28, 2014

tangled hammock

When ur balls and boxers get in such a twisted mess, it looks like a tangled hammock

I was squriming around in my seat so much, I created a tangled hammock.

by Geoff Flash April 9, 2003

hand hammock

interlocking the fingers to make a basket for your head; therefore, a hand hammock

I was chillen in my lawn, when I used my hand hammock to relax more

by major_baker July 13, 2011

Dry Hammock

pinching your scrotum between your thigh and the toilet seat to keep your balls out of the water

person #1: every time i sit on the toilet my balls hit the water
Person #2: bro, you need to stick your sack under your thigh and make a "dry hammock" to keep them above of the water

by rokthemullet July 8, 2014