Hammertime

"Cool" kids can't say it anymore because they're too busy listening to Snoop Dogg and shitty punk emo.

It's muthafuckin Hammertime!

by ok June 24, 2003

Hammercock

Word that defines a mountain of a man who is endowed with a giant penis having considerable mass.

When That guy enters the room swinging his giant Hammercock, there will be no women left for the rest of us.

by StinkySteve April 29, 2014

hammerspacetime

The combination of hammerspace and hammertime as predicted by Albert Einstein. As a neologism it almost makes no sense.

"Wow, placing this Tumble Time Tigger next to this Amy Rose figurine warps quite a bit of hammerspacetime."
"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?"

by Vitriol July 22, 2006

Hammeroid

A pain in the ass West Ham United fan

When West Ham beat Man United the West Ham fans became proper Hammeroids.

by VOR_REP3 March 2, 2007

Hammerpoint

To fail in an epic manner. The reference comes from the developer Hammerpoint Interactive who made the game The War Z, which received the worst Metacritic rating ever and promptly got hacked releasing all player details and game files.

Did you see that guy Hammerpoint?

by orbut March 31, 2013

hammertoe

A toe that is deformed because one or more joints are permanently bent.

My hammertoe points at a 90 degree angle!

by Tingle October 26, 2003

hammeroid

1. A state of extreme intoxication (i.e., "hammered" beyond all recognition).

2. To become intoxicated (e.g., "hammered")to such a degree as to cause hemorrhoids upon the passing of the resultant supercritical fluid effluent.

1. Q: What'd y'all do last night?
A: We drank so much we got hammeroids!

2. Q: Why are you walking funny?
A: I got so damn hammered last night that I got hammeroids this morning.

by Judge Folsom December 9, 2010