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Hammertime

Jeff: "Are we getting shitty tonight?"

Carl: "Oh yeah! It's Hammertime!"
by Jeff_IS_Cool March 2, 2009
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Hammerstein

When a male lays someone down on a rabbi's desk, and the male kicks hia legs up to full force penitrate the recipient.
I gave my girlfriend the Hammerstein while the rabbi was at a brit milah.
by Kiwi_Slander April 27, 2023
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Mark hammersley

Beste teacher ever and a funky bloke
" HEY!, there's Mark hammersley my favourite English teacher@"
by Berriesandcream928 September 12, 2021
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Hammersmashed

The most metal way possible to be drunk. For this state to be attained, inebriation should reach the point whereupon:

A) One's head starts involuntarily thrashing violently back and forth at an alarming rate.

B) One's speech is reduced to an unintelligible series of grunts and guttural utterances.

Once the above has been achieved, conversation should immediately be shifted to the subject of torturous, gory methods of murder. Hangovers should ideally involve waking up feeling AND looking like one's face has been smashed in with a hammer.

Residents of New England, particularly those hailing from Buffalo, New York, will often find this feat much simpler than peoples residing elsewhere.
Bar patron #1: Look at this guy over here, he's getting completely hammersmashed.

Bar patron #2: Yeah, I feel sorry for his head, neck and throat tomorrow morning.
by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009
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huntsville hammerbomb

Shot. one part tequila, one part whiskey, one part red bull.
Derived in northern Ontario, in the small town of Huntsville.
I'll have two huntsville hammerbombs barkeep.
by Googley-Eyed Gary August 6, 2010
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hammersmith

a quite normal place in london that receives an above average amount of stabbings a year, it is in the middle of west london near fulham, white city, shepherd’s bush and ladbroke grove.
person 1: don’t go to hammersmith broadway at 4-5:30pm it’s way too bait
person 2: let’s go fulham broadway instead
by wassabiproductions April 19, 2020
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Hammertime

An occassion for group sex, particularly when there is a large female to male ratio.
When I walked up in that room with all them naked hotties, I knew that it was hammertime.
by Brian Tam September 16, 2005
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