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Hammerfucked

To have an intense hangover from partying too hard the night before.
Guy 1: Duuuude you look hammerfucked! What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I drank a bottle of tequila last night.. FUCK my head hurts like a bitch.
by OnTheDanceFloor May 31, 2010
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Hammerhocker

a guy that claims to be hetrosexual, but when in a place like the local gyms' shower area watches the other guys/males in the showers more than just showering
did you know that I caught that guy checking me out in the shower, and he is married...What a Hammerhocker.
by #1brat April 18, 2010
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Hammercock

A revenge tactic in while a male tricks female into stand/holding a bent over doggy-style position. Then proceeds to run full bore towards ramming his hammercock into her vagina/anus thus impaling her and exacting revenge. Can also be applied to oral impaling.
"That hoe cheated on me so I hammercocked her ass!"

"My stupid teacher gave me a bad grade on my test so I hammercocked her mouth."

"Shut up or I'm going to hammercock your mouth!!"
by Gogogosan September 4, 2009
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hammerneck

when you fuck a girl in the thoart so hard it feels like hammer
"dude adam gave linda a hammerneck and now she cant breath!"
by harold reyes December 3, 2007
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hammerfaced

Just the most beat up female face on the planet. Any and everything is wrong with this individuals face.
You know what Ryan,
I could do a keg stand for an hour and a half and I would still rather have move my family into a ghetto like Santa Ana, Ca., than sleep with that hammerfaced trick!
by The Whammer Hammer January 5, 2009
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hammerhawk

goin balls deep on a hoe with a violent, spastic disposition.
Andrew: Im gona hammerhawk you hard tonight girl.
Nicole: whats that?!
Andrew: fuck your pussy beyond recognition.
by V-Man (Vaginal Master) August 21, 2011
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hammerball

An extremely ignorant person. Someone who has no clue what is going on around them.
That Chux is such a hammerball. He doesnt know whats going on.
by mendel December 9, 2003
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