Hairy G-String

A Hairy G-String is a line of hair that streches from you belly button to your butt crack.

So last week I was fucking this girl and I found out she had a Hairy G-String.

by That0therGuy1234 May 7, 2011

hairy baby

A domestic cat.
Originating from the Diseny movie Big Hero 6.

Haaaiiiirrrrryyy baby!
Hairy baby.

by TheDevinGreat April 13, 2015

Hairy Otter

A very hairy and very wet otters pocket aka vagina.

Truly the prized game catch for the avid hunter.

I shagged her hairy otter in the back of my truck just round yonder.

My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.

My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.

by Dick Onchin September 9, 2020

Hairy-V trap

An irresistible anatomic attractant. Used exclusively by the female of a species as a device for exerting total domination over an unwitting, disoriented victim. It is often adorned, modified, beautified and/or scented in an attempt to disguise its nefarious purpose. Traditionally, innocent adolescent boys invariably succumb to this inescapable force, blinded by the singular intention of being consumed by it; sadly, the disposition of older males does not improve with experience.

As men, we have all been caught in the Hairy-V trap. The lucky ones die quickly, but most die a slow painful death; the few that do manage to escape, destined to willingly again succumb.

by YAWA July 18, 2016

Hairy Nose

When you have hair on your actual nose and not in your nostril.

"Hey Liam, you have a hairy nose mate"

by Dale Anderson January 30, 2009

Hairy Nixon

When a an unshaven woman sits on the face of a man wearing a large nosed Richard Nixon mask while he shakes his head repeating "I'm not a crook."

Guy: I went home with this chick last night.

Friend: Good time?
Guy: Well, first, she was freaking hairy downstairs, then she made me put on a Richard Nixon mask and rode the nose until she got off.
Friend: Ahh, the old Hairy Nixon, good times.

by Brian Fantanna August 29, 2010

hairy chomp

The act of biting down on the hairiest part of the body. When you bite down on a hairy body part with a chomp. Normally done with your partner during a sexual encounter.

Person 1: Hey my girlfriend just broke up with me today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.

Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!

by RyanDaSniper November 30, 2019