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Hamburger Pimp 

Character from the 70's era Blaxpoitation film Dolemite. Notable for his use of crack cocaine, knowledge of the ghetto in which he resides, and his ability to obtain hamburgers from the hamburger stand free of charge... because he is indeed a hamburger pimp. Also has his own funky theme song whenever he hobbles around.
Dolemite: Weeell if it isn't the Hamburger Pimp. Say, Hamburger Pimp!

HP: Ayy fella you don't know me man... uhh... who you talking to anyway. Better get on befo' you get jumped on.

Dolemite: Now who's bad enough to do all of that?

HP: Well, me, nigga, me! Man, I'm so bad I kick my own ass twice a day. He ain't sayin nothin.
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hamburger slide 

when you stuff her anus with a big mac, and urinate into the stuffed hole.
yeah I was shaggin' her last night, I even gave her the ol' hamburger slide

Hamburger Ass 

When a 3D model got an ass like Moses parted it, looking like a hamburger with pussy and ass filling.

This saying was popularized by Arhoangel who tried to make models for overwatch characters that had huge hamburger asses looking like he just got out of mcdonalds

Aint no body want to click on a gif thinking they can get some nice widowmaker pussy then they see some hamburger lookin' ass out of no where, thats not what we mean when someone lookin like a snacc
"Widowmaker has a fucking hamburger ass."
"That ass looks like the red sea in the bible."
"This animation is trash because of dat hamburger ass."
Hamburger Ass by DATBOI6998 February 21, 2018

Hamburger 

An inhabitant of the German port city of Hamburg
He is from Hamburg; A real Hamburger!
Hamburger by anonimously December 28, 2005

Hamburger Rage

A disproportionately angry or violent response to a dismissively minor inconvenience.
Fast food customer: If I would have known you didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now you want to give me a McDouble?! Ima kill you, bitch!

Fast food worker: Whoah, here's your money back, psycho. Chill out on the hamburger rage.
Hamburger Rage by Belunan January 6, 2010

Face like a half eaten hamburger 

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!

hamburger eyes 

The puff that arises in ones eye lids after a serious smoke session.
All this chibba been given me hamburger eyes.
hamburger eyes by java monster February 25, 2008