Hedonize

the act of pursuing pleasure and self-gratification, sometimes excessively (for humor's sake).

Jules: Damn, I'm feeling down man. What do you do when you got the blues Vince?

Vince: I just hedonize it away. After a few rips of my bong, a triple bacon cheeseburger, and masturbating 12 times to my favorite pornos, I feel right as rain.

Jules: Intriguing...

by Muffka June 17, 2009

Hadou

When one absorbs ki from the life of his surroundings and use that force as his own. He can use such a force to attack, heal, and many other techniques.

He mastered the Art of Hadou

by Ken Masters April 17, 2003

Hadoop

A shit attack resulting from the consumption of too many Soft Taco Supremes. May or may not be blood-tinged or in the shape of an elephant trunk. Requires a data scientist to diagnose and a sysadmin to treat.

I was working late last night on the backend when I felt a hadoop coming. I should have laid off those Soft Taco Supremes.

by HadooppostMaster September 3, 2022

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Hedon

Because "hedonist" takes too long to say, one who believes in the philosophy of or practices hedonism, the idea that life is meant for pleasure, or that the pursuit of pleasure is of the highest calling in life. This could include drinking, drugs, sex, or for the moderates, having fun. Has the connotation that one throws caution and wisdom to the wind. Not to be confused with heathen.

Doing only things that pleased herself, she was labeled a hedon by the religious community.

by LordXela October 20, 2010

hákon

Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.

Everyone should have a Hákon in their lives.

by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013

Rational Hedonism

A modern, growing Religion based on enjoying the pleasures of this life, now, instead of holding out for a hoped-for heaven after you're dead and it's too late.

Rational Hedonism is a religion revolving around the individual, and the belief that Your world revolves around You.

Rational Hedonism believes in indulging in the things you enjoy, but with responsibility; ie: sex is great, STDs and unwanted pregnancy is not ... following your desires, dreams is cool, going to prison because of it is not.

hedonism

Ever since Joe discovered Rational Hedonism, he's stopped worrying about trying to please everyone else and started doing the things he loves to do and is much happier.

by Subtle_PuppetMaster January 3, 2011