hasband

a term referring to a soon-to-be ex-husband; more specifically, this term celebrates his transition from "being somebody" to "being nobody"

Jane: hey! how's jim?

Sue: who cares? we're getting a divorce...he's a wack job! he's my hasband!!!!

by Rebecca, Michele & Michelle June 1, 2006

Habbal

Habbal: nonsense or stupidity in arabic.

Don't be habbal man.

I failed that habbal ass test.

Today was habbal!

I cleaned out my trunk and threw away so much habbal shit.

I was habbal drunk last night.

by Habbal August 12, 2010

habanooten

Habanooten, v: The practice of dipping ones scrotum in boiling habanero oil in order to cleanse your soul of evil spirits. A common ritual at Scientologist orgies after a train has been run on your mother's anus.

Man, the best part of that anus train is the Habanooten. I swear, yo, it's the kine brah!

by dive February 13, 2005

Habanapalm

A dump that is so painful it leaves your asshole burning for at least 10 minutes after wiping. This usually happens when you have eaten really spicy food the night before

Man, that habanapalm I just dropped left permanent scarring on my sphincter!

by UncleSpicy October 30, 2007

Hazbang

Someone who thinks they're top shit.

"I just got a 360 collateral tag across the map"
Shutup Matt, you're just a hazbang

by sean young69 May 11, 2010

Habbage

A small animal, usually under 40 Lbs.
And very cute.

My dog is such a habbage

by I_AM_GRIM October 2, 2014

Hubband

Bringer of gifts

My Hubband brought me supplies of booze for my needs

by OrangeSherbert October 7, 2020