Gurmuki

To do something utterly amazing or utterly devastating. This is a word that knows no middle ground.

After your mate has just won on Halo:
"Dude you just gurmukied that shit"

After you have just blown your load:
"Man I gumikied all over the place"

by BadgerSOS May 30, 2013

gurjoyt

A cool man who has a lot of babes

Gurjoyt has all the gorls

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Dady Gurmek

Dady gurmek is considered god like. He is one of the many gods in a religion called potatisimum. Dady Gurmek is like the devil or Loki. He is very evil and is a trickster. He uses his hacking tools to fool people. Usually people hate him but some praise him for his tricks.

Billy: “Oh my gosh, it’s dady gurmek!”

by xXx_The_Real_Sniper_Dean_xXx November 30, 2017

Gurm

Short for George R.R. Martin or phonetically saying GRRM.

Whaaaat? Tyrion a Targarian? When did Gurm ever hint at that?

by poppawheelee March 29, 2013

Guermonprez

A bastardised French form of the English term "Germ Warfare" used to describe military action using biological weapons.

"Them folks might at some point have the capability to use weapons of mass destruction and Guermonprez" - George W Bush in justifying the 2003 genocide in Iraq

by Maq April 4, 2003

Gumopoly

The act of playing monopoly whilst receiving the act of felatio from an elderly woman or trailer trash female. This action can also be described as a gj, short for " gum job "

Also can be defined as the hording of women who can perform gum jobs.

Kenny: " If Cody starts gumpoloy in the midst of the game, I'm going to hurl... "

Baker: " Did you see that girl Sammy brought over? That's like a third one that did a gj to him, he has a gumopoly on this town. "

by Masta C Boyd July 29, 2009

guro

Guro is essentially grotesque pornography, more common in hentai and Go Nagai anime. Extreme examples of Guro include diarrhoea scat, necrophilia, amputee sex, skull-fucking and violent rape.

Somebody posted guro... and I lost my boner.

by Jeff September 4, 2004