gurkle

the onomatopoeic term for the sound of a vagina becoming wet with anticipation.

"I can't wait for my hot date with Derek tonight! *gurkle*"

by Derk June 29, 2004

Gurkle

To defecate with dubious motives.

Dude, that cat knocked on the door for five minutes then he gurkled on my fucking bookshelf

by catgurkler May 16, 2011

Gurken

The act of gurkinizing.

I cant believe its not Gurken!

by Alexander Sosa October 18, 2008

gurgel

after giving a blow job, the woman takes the cum and gargles it in her mouth, coating her teeth with juicy semen. the man proceeds to donkey kick her in the back of the head, screaming, "bitch, you don't deserve to swallow my jiz!"

she likes to gurgel, because it makes her breath zesty fresh.

by steve martin VI January 5, 2009

Gurkle the Merkle

When you get a blow job from someone in the bathroom stall of a bar while they have your legs in the air while also eating your ass.

Has anyone seen Becky? Yeah. She took some dude back to Gurkle the Merkle.

by Jing101 February 9, 2023

garkel

a slave master's home in the South, mostly being where the slaves lived, like in the slums and slave houses

He and his family used to live in a large garkel, and were overrun by slaves in the 1850s

by Jamalle December 28, 2005

gunkelfuck

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.

Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.

by GavinJC June 20, 2008