Gomosexual

One who is sexually attracted to gaynor

Clarification Jim: are you a gomosexual?

by gaynorsimp June 29, 2022

Gunsexual

Someone who identifies as Gunsexual is both physically and sexually attracted to firearms. Gunsexuals will often be in relationships with multiple guns large and small. Gunsexuals do not choose to be gunsexual but are actually born that way. Scientists have found physical traits exhibited in gunsexuals that give root to the idea that they were born the way they are. Those physical traits are small penis and micro-penis. Currently no nation or state recognizes Human-Gun marriage. Humans mate with guns usually by insertion of the penis (males) into the barrel of said gun or by insertion of the gun into the vagina (females) or the anus (males or females). Gunsexualism is most predominant in the south where guns can be found to sleep with their sister guns.

Cleetis is gunsexual and is in the closet about being attracted to his AR-15. He claims that he is just "exercising his second amendment right" and "protecting himself" but he secretly uses it to insert and stimulate his anus, as do most owners of said weapon.

by JuFu August 6, 2014

bumsexual

To be homosexual or 'gaylord'.

"Your freaking bumsexual, man."

by Ben Wiggins October 28, 2003

Gussexual

One who is sexually attracted to the fictional character Gustavo Fring from the hit series “Breaking Bad”. Are often caught in random and extreme displays of affection toward media depicting Gustavo Fring at random hours of the day/night and insists on watching the hit series “Breaking Bad” just for Gustavo Fring. Always eats at Los Pollos Hermanos. Takes the term 'Breaking Bad Fan' to a whole new level. If male, often “sus for Gus" occurs.

"Dude, I'm starting to get a crush on Giancarlo Esposito...."

"Holy shit I think you're Gussexual!"

by MortalCosmic October 22, 2022

Gymsexual

adjective
adjective: Gymsexual
sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to gym equipment such as dumbbells or rowing machines

high correlation between Gymsexual individuals, whey enthusiasts and creatine addicts

"My ex girlfriend Bethany broke up with me, now I feel truly transcended to a new plane of Gymsexuality"

by Fitness coach February 17, 2023

Mumsexual

Attracted to your mum

Doin' your mum because I'm Mumsexual

by Not Baine August 9, 2020

Gsexual

Noun: someone who is attracted to grandmas

Taken from the term asexual in an appropriate way. Gsexual is mostly used for grandmas but in certain occasions it can be used for grandpas.

Jack: “man that grandma is hot!”

Bob: “you must be gsexual.”

by Keisha69 July 26, 2021