Gumping

the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.
a friend and I experienced a gumping session with a dear old relative
by bill boob August 12, 2006
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Feigning retardism with the purpose in mind to seduce a "special girl"
Anyone Fancy a trip to St Johns for a spot of Gumping?
by stringzzz May 16, 2008
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Derogatory prison slang for an individual who participates in a homosexual relationship while incarcerated. The "gump" may be on either the giving or receiving end, and the sexual intercourse may be consensual or forced; usually the latter.
"What a lot of dudes didn't know though was that Gaps was an old gump from way back. Dude was a predator..."

CITATION: Seth "Soul Man" Ferranti, PRISON STORIES (Gorilla Convict Publications, 2005), p. 133
by johnnygan December 02, 2008
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Gumping

Inserting one's self into footage or frames from a film.
Holding hands with Edward Norton at the end of fight club or gumping yourself to be pulling the blaster on both Greedo AND Han
by office zomboy June 26, 2010
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Gumps

1. A typical Alabama football fan. Usually so delusional that they think Bear Bryant is still alive. They also believe that Nick Satan actually likes the toothless fanbase.
2. Stupid person who likes Paul Fineburn slobbing Saban's knob.
3. Racists fanbase who only supports blacks on their own team.
Those Gumps are harder to tolerate when they are winning than when they are losing.
by GILF Hunter October 17, 2009
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Gump

Gump is a word typically used to describe ppl that are clumsy, geeky, or even stupid. you can use gump in many situations. You can say gump, gumpy, gumper, or you can even tell somebody that they gumped it.
South bay towers are gumpy!

Didn't he gump it when he spilled his drink?

My report card is so gumpy.

That teachers pet is such a gump.
by lakers619sdSD) August 20, 2009
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Geek, loser, social reject.

Circa 1980, Bay Area, CA
"You kissed HIM?! Ewww... He's such a total GUMP!"
by chic-lit March 25, 2005
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