Having one's sack injured by, and not limited to, a chopping, pinching, slashing motion. Much like a guillotine would.
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A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.
Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful abulution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.
The result of their bodyweight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.
Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful abulution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.
The result of their bodyweight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.
Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.
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A portmanteau of guillotine and billionaire, refers to billionaires that would receive the guillotine in a revolution.
A portmanteau of guillotine and billionaire, refers to billionaires that would receive the guillotine in a revolution.
Jeff Bezos, who presently sits atop guillionaire mountain, couldn't resist the urge to single handedly gentrify Long Island City for a fistful of dollars.
The Koch brothers, famed guillionaires for perennial donations to conservative PACs, stand to profit an order of magnitude more from the Keystone XL pipeline; it takes money to make money!
The Koch brothers, famed guillionaires for perennial donations to conservative PACs, stand to profit an order of magnitude more from the Keystone XL pipeline; it takes money to make money!
by QalTeq February 7, 2019
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Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.
by Willow n Pusse September 11, 2010
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"Johnny get your hand back into this elevator, the door is about to close!"
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
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