guessometer

The range indicator on the instrument cluster of an electric car, particularly Nissan Leaf. It is called a guessometer due to its inability to provide a reliable number for the remaining range of the electric car.

The guessometer dropped to 40 miles just after 10 miles driving.

by MiKeEchoSierra February 17, 2019

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Guessipe

The term for a guess at a recipe.

Steve: This Cake is disgusting.
Shannon: It's one of my worse guessipes.

by Sedge August 5, 2009

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Gesso

1.) A foundation white paint/pigment/chalk/gypsum material used for paintings, sculptures and other products

2.) Adds texture. Tons of texture.

3.) When used in the phrase, "To throw some gesso on it", refers to an object or action of the highest quality; an example of A+ work; the solution to any problem.

Ryan: "Dude, my sculpture is so lacking. What should I do?"

Phyllis: "Throw some gesso on it!"

Ryan: "Wow, what texture! My sculpture rocks!"

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Danielle: "I threw SO much gesso on that essay yesterday. I got an A!"

Nelly: "What texture in your words Danielle!"

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Haley: "Did you hear about the Chilean Miners, and their rescue? Amazing, right?"

Ben: "They threw so much gesso on that shit, damn. A real textural miracle!"

by positiveanarchy March 30, 2011

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