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Guatemolian

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A person with Guatemolian ancestry.
Julian Morales: Hey, you know I’m Guatemolian right?
by Emperor Caesar Augustus November 30, 2019
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Guatemalan Tortilla

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When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here
Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla
by 917534 January 18, 2019
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An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.
I gave my lady a Guatemalan Sunrise and saved myself a trip to Starbucks.
by Jsweet April 22, 2014
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Guatemalan Neck Brace

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While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.
I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.
by Don Jr. April 19, 2010
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Guatemelon

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A cantaloupe-shaped superhero with a cape!
"Watch out Captain Planet! Here comes Guatemelon!"
by The Guatemelon October 20, 2015
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Guatemalan Racehorse

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The insertion of ones penis into a females rectum without her knowledge or permission. When she begins to buck and attempts to throw the rider he removes a pillow case from a pillow and proceeds to use it as a bridle and ride her like a guatemalan racehorse.
I pulled a Guatemalan Racehorse on her last night so she is still not too happy with me.
by Dr. Fergie Christ January 1, 2011
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