GAAAH

A word that is often said when one goes to Footwork and puts back more drugs than a pharmacy. This word is always accompanied by a gross, waste case stare.

"GAAAH" was all that Gord the wasted weirdo could say after popping 10 pills of xtc, railing 4 g's of yay, drinking a 24 box of beer & smoking 3 pounds of weed

by Steve Heaps November 8, 2008

Maria Guadalupe

Name for a woman usually of Mexican descent. Pretty,very intelligent, very unlikely to be ghetto, does not like ugly people, is very successful. She will surpass any obstacles put in front of her, takes life as it is, and will keep going no matter what- a diamond the rough - This girl, who is renowed for her ability to drive you mad, but also bring you joy at the same time, will refuse to accept how beautiful she actually is. She is Sexy, cute and Nice - all wrapped in one package. Don't take her for a fool.

"She is a total Maria Guadalupe - both sexy & sweet at the same time."

by Spanish_Eyes August 23, 2011

guadalupe

A girl who is gorgeous and very loyal she's been hurt by many but she doesn't let anything get in her way she's freaky asf her she will suck the soul outta her bf her laugh will make you wanna laugh even louder she's goofy you will love her

Ex: I love guadlaupe she's the best

Ex: Guadalupe is a whole snack

by Guadalupe medina June 18, 2018

guadalahabra

Nickname for La Habra, on account of its large Hispanic population.

Of course there's a lot of Mexicans there, why you think they call it Guadalahabra?

by Mycrofft September 2, 2016

Guacamole Nigga Penis

A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.

you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?

by bleached cow February 6, 2019

guacamoleculator

An instrument used to puree an avacado.

After opening up Charlie Velottas skull at the autopsy, what the pathologist found resembled something that had been put through a guacamoleculator.

by Dennis Gildea March 10, 2004

Guacamole Nigga Penis

When a man's penis has the texture of Guacamole when wet.

Girl 1: Girl, I can't fuck him. I sucked his dick and he had that Guacamole Nigga Penis.
Girl 2: Eww!!! That's disgusting, period!

by kkillphil December 30, 2018