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Grundel Grab

The Grundel Grab is a sexual technique attempted by women who read too much Cosmo magazine. This maneuver which involves the prodding of the male sexual partners grundel, will in theory bring him to climax as this is his proposed G-Spot.

The validity of this theory and technique are both questionable due to a lack of substantial scientific and/or medical evidence.

Although rarely attempted, if done without warning, the male partner may resort to violence in order to protect this sacred and noble region, often referred to as "no mans land".
Marisa totally tried to Grundel Grab me but I punched her in the face.
by Mr. Friend July 13, 2009
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gruesome bush

A smaller, shrub-like relative of the ugly tree. It shares the ugly tree's ability to trigger ugliness on contact.
Bob looks like he fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down and then landed awkwardly in the gruesome bush.
by Cuddles McStig June 20, 2008
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grundel troll

Small balls of feces hanging from the hair on the grundel. Very similar to dingleberries or cling-ons, but located on the grundel.
My girlfriend found some grundel trolls when she was servicing my unit.
by MajStorm September 28, 2007
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grenell

grenell (v). To be so internally conflicted that you work tirelessly in support of others who oppose your own best interests.

This verb is named in recognition of Richard Grenell, 2006 recipient of the Roy Cohn Award. Grenell is openly gay while simultaneously being anti-gay (search for articles on "Raw Story" and "Blogactive" for more details; Grenell also has an entry on Wikipedia). Grenell is lately gaining notoriety on Twitter for his relentless bashing of current Ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice. In keeping with this pathological misogyny, Grenell also appears to oppose women's use of contraceptives and is essentially serving as a voluntary, de facto spokesman for Vatican interests (but is notably silent on the issue of pedophile priests).
My name is Richard. My boyfriend and I grenell for our local Republican Party every weekend. We really appreciate their opposition to gay marriage. I like to tweet and make calls to voters telling them of the dangers of gay marriage, and my boyfriend makes posters. We consider ourselves to be married.

My name is Richard. My boyfriend and I grenell every Republican in this upcoming election, because they'll make sure gay people will never have the right to marry. We consider ourselves to be married.

I'll never be able to conceive a child, but I'm going to grenell like hell so women are prevented from access to contraceptives through their health insurance.
by J. Fred Smug March 24, 2012
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B'grrness

B'grrness first came into use in California in 2004. It is used primarily as an interjection (1), though is often used as an adjective (2), and less commonly can be found in virtually any part of speech (3).

It was coined by John-Clark Levin with the purpose of sounding like valleygirl-esque doubletalk (similar to the Ishkabibble of the thirties).

B'Grrness has since gained momentum with the help of internet bloggers who are trying to push the word into mainstream usage.
1. "This lady was like, 'maybe we can just be friends?' and I was like you know what, b'grrness lady!"

2. "Wanna come downtown? I heard about this hot sushi place. It'll be sooo b'grrness."

3. "Come on you f***ed-up b'grrness, gimme your best shot!"
by Morphir April 4, 2005
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Grinerunker

Norwegian word for when you are REALLY down

Grinerunker=That you are crying when you jack off =)
"Oral Bee du er enn jævla grinerunker"
"Oral Bee You are a fucking grinerunker"
by ViggU Brage Kolbeinsen November 4, 2007
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grufe

A thick, gray or white coating of hair that lies upon any private part belonging to an older man or woman.
Old Mammie Mel's grufe was hanging out of her taint like a silvery rope leading to a mysterious must.
by Perineum-Pope March 5, 2015
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