grosse phoque

it means "big seal" in French but it sounds like "gross fuck" phonetically

*looks at picture of a seal*
French guy: he looks like a grosse phoque

by Lancaster Bomber August 8, 2022

grosstache

a gross moustache, often a sign of truly high intellect and virginity

I had been a happy person before I grew this grey grosstache!

by Worstward January 8, 2009

grosse out

Either to be grossed out due to somthing or a game played mainly between men.

To feel sicked by a sight or mental vision.

Me and john tried grossing each other out the other day, and when i said about the day i ate my own shit to find out the taste, and had to have another bite i won.

I was totally grossed out

You cant grosse me out

That is grosse out material right there.

by Gonk September 28, 2005

grosse pointe

A small quiet town next to the ghetto of Detroit where drugies roam free.....the po po stop all black people driving in grosse pointe....and the kids wonder why the hell do i have to live here.....

I hate grosse pointe.

by Alex J and Evan F August 3, 2003

Grosse Ile

Grosse ile is acually a sweet place to live, alot of people complain that there nothin to do, those people are porbably losers whodont get invited to parties. The winter is a rough time but in the summer, i mean we live on the water so its sweet to go out on your boats and shit. And yes, we like to party.

Whattup Mayne? Nothin playboy

Wanna go to a party on Grosse Ile and get on anotha level? Aw Yeah for sure man

by Slim Thuggah....Muthafucka May 13, 2009

Grosse Ile

Grosse Ile is a little island no one cares about. Its just far enough from Detroit to be considered nice, but as we all know everything flows downriver. there is never anything to do there so locals drink and smoke away the day. If you don't have an MIP you're a social outcast who smokes alone in your basement. The detective can turn into a deer. There are more deer then people, and at least a million rabbits. Every year, everyone over the age of 13 goes to "Island Fest" completely wasted. No matter how drunk you are, it's still not fun. Everyone knows there are only 2 police on patrol at a time so if you see them both, you can do whatever you want. Busting mailboxes is a high schoolers pastime. We have 2 bridges but the free ones a piece of shit and constantly needs repairs forcing everyone to pay 3 dollars to get off and back on the island. Our football sucks but people still go to watch it. All the middle schoolers go and stand on a hill during the game and socialize while the high schoolers plan the afterpartys. even though a celebration wont be needed considering they never win. just another excuse to get shwasted. Its a pretty fucked up place and I wouldn't recommend going there.

Have you ever been to grosse Ile?

No, and I never will

why?

I dont want to get drunk and chase around deer, so I dont see a point to going to Grosse Ile

by Bobanator August 5, 2008

Glossettes

Glossettes are candy-shaped deer droppings found in most provincial parks. The small ones are identified as chocolate-covered raisins, and the larger ones are the peanut variety.
It is said that at the chocolate factory, they are mass produced by feeding peanuts and raisins to antler-bearing animals, and packaging the end product.

Q#1: "Awwww, I just sat in glossettes!"
Q#2: " Raisins or peanuts?"

by HotChiladas October 6, 2009