Air Gropes

using all your fingers when making "air quotes". Used to indicate what you are saying should be understood in the dirtiest way possible

You should have seen the girl I met at the bar last night, she had such a nice (air gropes) personality (air gropes).

by willey1 November 21, 2010

gospel talking points

This describes what people do when they begin an unasked for basic Christian dogma lecture.

These evangelicals came up to ambush me with gospel talking points!

by I, Wreckerrr May 13, 2021

grope

to touch another in an aggressively sexual way

he groped her uncontrollably during foreplay

by marilyn October 9, 2002

Grope the rope

To Masturbate

1. I heard Peter loves the Grope the rope

by Harry Palmer II November 1, 2008

Giosplaining

When you explain a meme, thus removing any and all elements of humor from said joke

Ethan: I dont get why these moth memes are considered funny
Gio: You see, the moth memes are funny because the moth likes light. So, therefore, any allusions to a light source arouse the moths. XD
Ethan: Wow, now it's even less funny. Thanks for giosplaining it to me.

by BIG MAN MALOOF October 29, 2018

groope

A cool group of people.

I love getting together with my groope.

by tmmsjjbb October 5, 2011

Shoulder Grope

The act of somebody placing a hand on the opposing shoulder, and then leaving it there, as if fondling their own shoulder blade. People usually shoulder-grope themselves while discussing their accomplishments or positive traits (often with a sentence beginning "I'm pretty much the best..."), and it is therefore regarded as a narcissistic celebration of one's own awesomeness. On occasion, both hands are employed, giving the shoulder-groper the appearance of somebody hugging themselves because they have no friends.

I don't mean to brag, but *shoulder grope* I'm pretty much the best clarinet player in the whole entire school.

by RAGNAAAAAAR! June 20, 2010