Depression Grinder

A videogame where the player performs mundane tasks repeatedly (aka grinding) in exchange for rewards (that are usually randomized and disappointing) in lieu of fun and compelling gameplay.

"Ugh, why would you buy lootboxes in a depression grinder like that?"

"I quit World of Warcraft when I realized how much of a depression grinder it is."

by IMJL January 2, 2018

apple grinder

A girl who grinds her booty towards a man/woman particularily when they are dancing.

"She is an apple grinder at parties"

by Marcia V September 26, 2006

grundeler

someone who enjoys sniffing, licking, or biting a grundle patch, especially a sweaty one.

Cuffin: Did you see that grundeler? what a disgusting bastard.
Leonard: What a fucking shanker

by cuffin September 30, 2005

Grundelthumper

A person who is unable to find the hole with his penis.

Dayum. That drunk grundelthumper couldn't get it in my asshole OR my pussy.

by Betdog November 4, 2012

spud grinder

a spud grinder is another word for mouth used by british

collin: so i heard you split up with jenny moz: it was just a misunderstanding collin: oh she said you had both moved on... moz: shut your spud grinder!!!

by rellik4life September 26, 2010

Pelvis Grinder

A particularly large, manly, or muscular woman; who, in a sexual encounter, would likely rock your world to the point of causing you bodily harm.

Did you see the chick with the motorcycle that Frank got with? She was a real pelvis grinder, probably broke his junk right off.

by Jdub45 June 12, 2015

Grundel Grab

The Grundel Grab is a sexual technique attempted by women who read too much Cosmo magazine. This maneuver which involves the prodding of the male sexual partners grundel, will in theory bring him to climax as this is his proposed G-Spot.

The validity of this theory and technique are both questionable due to a lack of substantial scientific and/or medical evidence.

Although rarely attempted, if done without warning, the male partner may resort to violence in order to protect this sacred and noble region, often referred to as "no mans land".

Marisa totally tried to Grundel Grab me but I punched her in the face.

by Mr. Friend July 13, 2009