griffon

(1)Griffon = Griffin; a mythical beast with the HEAD and wings ofan EAGLE,and the body and tail of a lion.

(2)a small breed of dog similar to a terrier belonging to a breed with wiry hair and a short muzzle.

Where's your pet griffon? =P

by Striker X 22 June 8, 2004

Giffordian

Hairy boulder figured gents particularly fond of humming (with the occassional lyric or two thrown in) 80's hairband songs.

Let's say you're at work...and your senses were to endure a constant White Snake song sung to your dismay by a roundish hairy faced man a cubical over; they would in-fact be a Giffordian.

by Paul Lindford February 19, 2008

Griffer

Adjective. It's usable more between children than adults. It means a human who doesn't want to share.

For example, a child has 1 candy left. We all know, that he/she never will give that last candy to a friend.

- Please give me the candy.
- No, I can't, I have to leave it for my sister at home.
- You don't even have a sister. Griffer!

by uzpakalis April 5, 2019

gifford

A gifford is a spineless human being that spends most of its free time watching YouTube videos about subjects or issues that enrage it, and thinks that because it leaves concurring comments in the comments section it's part of the solution. It has absolutely no plans to actually do anything about it in real life. Alas, leaving comments on YouTube videos is a far as the gifford's activism should go. A gifford usually has no idea that it is in fact a gifford, and will become very agitated should it be called out about being a gifford. This very rarely happens, though, since a gifford only feels brave when it's alone with no witnesses to its YouTube history, and the chances of it actually saying something outloud and exposing itself in a fluid real life situation are miniscule.

The YouTube comments section is full of giffords. Total giffords. Super giffords, if you will.

by AliceInUtero February 14, 2021

Cymballic Mythical Griffon

A variation of the Mythical Griffon known as the "Cymbal" effect. This is a two-handed Mythical Griffon where a male is penetrating a female via doggie-style, reverse cowgirl, or other related positions and ejaculates in one's hand, rubbing said hands together and clapping on the face of the female unexpectedly as if to impersonate playing the cymbals. Again, thus splattering the semen all over the female's face hopefully to get it in the eyes, mouth, ears, nose and hair.

"Hey bro, I was making sweet love to Candi last night and as I was penetrating her from behind, I pulled out the Cymballic Mythical Griffon! I played those cymbals so hard, she thought there was a procession of the royal family!"

by sugabaybee aint2young2fuck October 30, 2011

Stewie Griffon

It's Spelt Stewie GRIFFIN not Griffon. LEARN TO SPELL.
Stewie is a 1 year old son of Lois and Peter Griffin. His life goal is to kill his mother and take over the world. He is the COOLEST character by far and the special episodes of him and Brian are the best.

Quotes: *he goes to hell*"Hell, well thats a bit much don't you think. I mean sure I've tried to spend my entire life trying to kill my mother, but who hasn't?" This thing wont let me enter this without saying Stewie Griffon. There, I said it.

by Pedafiler-uthoughtiwasgonnasaypedafile May 31, 2006

Stewie Griffon

Absolutely Nothing at all.
(spelled Griffin, "YOU DUMBASS")

"Look at me,I dont exist!!!"

by Maku April 2, 2005