jump grenade

Acting as a wingman. The phrase comes from the military; jumping on top of an active grenade will kill you but save your comrades around you as a result of it. It's a selfless act for your buddy.

Hey check out those two chicks sitting at the bar. It's a shame only one of them looks decent. Man, will you please jump grenade for me? I did it for you last time.

by wheelmanLS2 September 1, 2006

Queef Grenade

When a woman farts and it goes into her vagina while on her period. She can then not queef it out as normal as she has a tampon in. To release it, she must "pull the pin".

Stacy farted while sitting down and created a queef grenade. "Pull that pin outside Stacy".

by Fartin Ted November 14, 2019

Grenada

An Island in the West Indies, home to the warmest and friendliest souls in the Caribbean. Also known as the Spice Isle for its large export of nutmeg over the past couple decades and most recently Pure Grenada for its natural untainted resources. This Tri-island state boasts of white sand beaches, volcanic crater lakes, hot springs and mangroves just to name a few.

Celebrities native to the island or of decent:
Kirani James ( Olympic 400m champion )
Louis Hamilton ( Formula One World Champion)
Maurice Bishop (Revolutionist)
Malcom X ( Mother was born in Grenada)

2nd wonder of the under water world for its Under Water Sculpture Park (Shout out to the scuba divers!!!)
Home of the JAB JAB ( if you love to "play a mass and whine and getton"

Grenada gained its independence through the efforts of native islanders who held repeated strikes and rallies that forced the crown to grant independence in 1974 almost a decade before the US invasion.

I'm from Grenada! Real Greenz gyal ! #473 to the world!

by Serendipitous Siwi October 5, 2016

jumping on a grenade

when one willing member of a group of one sex willing seeks out the grenade of a group of the opposite sex in order for the other members of his/her group to gain total access of the other group.

Damn, check out that group of chicks they are hot... well all but that grenade. too bad Blake didnt come out tonight he is always jumping on a grenade

by moaroner December 14, 2005

Jump on the grenade

While approaching a group of females with your group of friends, sacrificing your night and volunteering to hook up with the ugly one in the group so that your friends can have fun.

Tom I think its your turn to jump on the grenade.

by RC Collens November 14, 2003

jumping the grenade

An action performed by the wing man, this situation arises when the said wing man takes one for the team by hitting on the fat/ugly chick in order to help his buddy/buddies score with her hot friends, and therefore, sacrifices himself by jumping onto the grenade.

The pin is said to be removed from the grenade when one man goes in alone, and the grenade prevents further interaction with the hot chick(s). Therefore, the jumping of the grenade must be performed immediately before all soldiers are blown to smithereens.

The hot chick's fat friend was successful in cock blocking me because by the time my wing man was jumping the grenade, his coverage was not sufficient enough to protect us from the explosion. Attempts in obtaining intel (phone number, email address, conversation, dancing, etc...) have been thwarted.

by Daniel Druff April 28, 2006

Mud Grenade

Also referred to as an "MG". An ugly white girl who dates black guys, can usually be found in or near trailer parks, and bowling alleys.

Tyrone put window tint and 24's on the Mud Grenade's trailer.

by Reverend ODB January 9, 2011