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grundel troll

Small balls of feces hanging from the hair on the grundel. Very similar to dingleberries or cling-ons, but located on the grundel.
My girlfriend found some grundel trolls when she was servicing my unit.
by MajStorm September 28, 2007
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grenell

grenell (v). To be so internally conflicted that you work tirelessly in support of others who oppose your own best interests.

This verb is named in recognition of Richard Grenell, 2006 recipient of the Roy Cohn Award. Grenell is openly gay while simultaneously being anti-gay (search for articles on "Raw Story" and "Blogactive" for more details; Grenell also has an entry on Wikipedia). Grenell is lately gaining notoriety on Twitter for his relentless bashing of current Ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice. In keeping with this pathological misogyny, Grenell also appears to oppose women's use of contraceptives and is essentially serving as a voluntary, de facto spokesman for Vatican interests (but is notably silent on the issue of pedophile priests).
My name is Richard. My boyfriend and I grenell for our local Republican Party every weekend. We really appreciate their opposition to gay marriage. I like to tweet and make calls to voters telling them of the dangers of gay marriage, and my boyfriend makes posters. We consider ourselves to be married.

My name is Richard. My boyfriend and I grenell every Republican in this upcoming election, because they'll make sure gay people will never have the right to marry. We consider ourselves to be married.

I'll never be able to conceive a child, but I'm going to grenell like hell so women are prevented from access to contraceptives through their health insurance.
by J. Fred Smug March 24, 2012
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grundel

An undefined very large amount of something, often used in the computer industry.
There is a grundel of wires in that mess of a network closet.
by Anonymous August 4, 2003
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Grundel Hawk

The patch of hair between your balls and asshole (the grundel) and when it gets too long, it looks strikingly like a mohawk.
"Yo Jimmy, give me a couple minutes, I have to go trim my Grundel Hawk because I am expecting a rim job from Wendy tonight."

"I need to shampoo my Grundel Hawk, that shit just stinks."
by Shower Fart October 25, 2008
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Grundel Bunnies

The little chunks of fecal matter (shit) subdued to your anal hairs. (See Grundel)
Jeremy get over here and lick Andrews Grundel Bunnies.
by Ginger-Killa666 November 27, 2011
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Grindelwald

Albus Dumbledore's gay lover.
"They (Dumbledore and Grindelwald) got on like a cauldron on fire" -Bathilda Bagshot
by pwnflakes October 4, 2008
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Grandelderx

A player in World of Warcraft from Eitrigg that sits in Goldshire and is well known for exposing and bullying pedophiles in game.
Dang, there goes Grandelderx bullying another pedophile offline.
by Grandelderx February 14, 2019
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