pull a gremlin

To get mean and ugly when drinking. Just as the Gremlin of 80s mythology multiplied when wet, so can the ugliness of some people grow when drinking malt liquor or other nasty alcohol.

Sorry I pulled a gremlin last night...I guess I've been kinda stressed lately and 120oz of King Cobra didn't help.

Don't pull a gremlin again or you're cut off the Colt 45, dude.

by y11248 July 17, 2007

Grimlin Piss

Slapping the shit out of someone when your high.

Man yells "GRIMLIN PISS" and slaps the shit out of someone.

by virbatim October 3, 2008

poo gremlins

The excrement build up that accumulates when you don't clean your toilet for a couple weeks.

"We've gotta do something about the crapper – it's got poo gremlins."

by kong kong is long July 20, 2009

Porn Gremlins

The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.

Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."

by judodude64 January 11, 2009

porn gremlins

The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.

Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."

by Nucka Mo fuh kah majucka January 11, 2009

Pocket gremlins

Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.

After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.

by Go with the bro September 11, 2023

Call Several People Table Gremlins Day

At the 22th of every month you can call several people table gremlins and sev or anyone can't do anything

Table Gremlin Is Several People And nothing can stop you from calling him table gremlins
"Call Several People Table Gremlins Day" personifies the table gremlinty of several people (i.e.Several People, Tom).
{Taka enters room} "Call Several People Table Gremlins Day"
{Friend enters room, surprising and overwhelming you with joy} "Several Is A Real Table Gremlin!!!"
Adapted from post cold war Journey Of Morals Culture references to Table Gremlins, Grelimed Tabled

rhythmic engagement inJourney Of Morals Server That people call sev table gremlins
Sometimes spoken with an indistinguishable Gremlins accent In cases of suprise greetings, 'Table Gremlins' is used in conjunction with the word 'Hey', as in "Hey Tabled Gremlins"

by TakaGoBrrrr December 21, 2022