Grisel

A Mexican beauty with beautiful, long hair and amazing brown eyes. Grisels are usually very nice. Some seem like they have a cara de fuchi, but once you get to know her she's super cool. A wild animal as a lover. Definitely a freak. Once you tie her down, you have her and hold onto that girl like a bag of pan dulce because she's that sweet when she likes you. Steal anything thats hers and she'll kick you into another year, das for sure. Grisels hve amazing boobs and butt. their voices will seduce you even wit the weirdest sentences. have good sense of style and are very hard-headed girls. LOVE drama. Smell good. Amazing kissers and will make you orgasm just by looking at them. best lover and friend you could ever have!

Person 1: dang, that girl is so fine.
Person 2: i bet her name is Grisel!

all these girls suck. I want to meet a Grisel.

Grisel asked me to pick up her dogs poop and I actually said yes. Her voice is so sexy.

by lisamoralesforever January 3, 2014

Greasent

Some thing or situation that is simultaneously greasy and decent.

Carl: "Dan's bass solo was good for how drunk he was."

Trevor: "Really quite greasent."

by DosBillos200 February 20, 2011

Grease Gunning

An act performed during sexual intercourse where a person will place their penis on the edge of the anus and cum, forcing the cum into the anal cavity without penis insertion.

X doesn’t enjoy anal but is okay with Grease Gunning. Y Grease Gunned X’s ass as a release instead.

by Plucked Chook January 25, 2021

grease the friends

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.

If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!

by I, Wreckerrr May 3, 2021

cunt grease

(n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.

I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!

by Blenderhead1971 June 19, 2012

grease burger

The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.

John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?

Jason: No!

John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!

OR

Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.

by baller207 July 21, 2009

Tingle Grease

Any form of sexual jelly aka lubricant that is designed to warm or stimulate the genitals upon application or during coitus.

Tina couldn't wait to get home from work and use her new vibrator that arrived in the mail. She planned to enhance the experience by slathering it up with some Tingle Grease.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015