A tactical ploy carried out in emergency situations when a team is narrowly losing. Occurs when Gridlock is summoned to the field to undertake a special play and win the match. Usually occurs with only seconds remaining.
Player: "Coach, there are only 5 seconds left and we are down by a goal."
Coach: "Get Gridlock out there, he will kick it from fifty."
Coach: "Get Gridlock out there, he will kick it from fifty."
by enthusiast July 21, 2009
Get the Gridlock mug.It's the inability for guy #1 to confirm a date with gal #1 because guy #1 is waiting on gal #2 to confirm. But gal #2 can't confirm because she's waiting on guy #2. But guy #2 can't confirm because he's waiting on gal #1. So no one can confirm the date because they are in dating gridlock.
I sent a tentative invite to Michelle for dinner on Thursday night but I couldn't confirm because I was waiting on Jennifer to let me know if we were a go for Thursday. It turned out Jennifer couldn't confirm for me either because she was waiting on Mark to confirm their plans for Thursday night. Who would have guessed that Mark couldn't confirm plans with Jennifer because he was waiting for Michelle to confirm?? Thursday came and went and none of us went on a date because we were all stuck in "dating gridlock"
by Mydaho January 12, 2009
Get the dating gridlock mug.A checkerboard grid of tiny cornrows or dreadlocks tightly braided as a women's hairstyle. Usually African-American.
by Webdebnyc April 24, 2012
Get the Gridlocks mug.(Adj.) /grā•ləs/
A combined feeling of desperation, tumescence, and inebriation (or a maudlin ambivalence)
A combined feeling of desperation, tumescence, and inebriation (or a maudlin ambivalence)
She went on that one-night stand because she was feeling greilous after her breakup.
Only a greilous philistine would waste money that’s given to them for sex!
Only a greilous philistine would waste money that’s given to them for sex!
by 3-digit CVV July 18, 2019
Get the Greilous mug.Some tall geezer who runs a mediocre meme page, often associated with the name zimbird, a greidyn is very territorial and can lash out if anyone touches their yazoo, they are an avid supporter of mr hammersley
Look right there, its a greidyn!
by Mr pikins August 18, 2021
Get the Greidyn mug.1. A complete lack of movement or progress resulting in a backup or stagnation: “the political gridlock that prevented... the President and Congress from moving expeditiously to cut the budget” (Robert D. Hormats).
2. A malaprop coined by a particularly inbred country yokel whom is currently leading a startup software company.
2. A malaprop coined by a particularly inbred country yokel whom is currently leading a startup software company.
by HoFonix January 22, 2004
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