greetard

noun: Wal-Mart "greeter"

"No, I don't want to go to Wal-Mart, Phillip. Those greetards always try to put a sticker on my bottled water, so they can feel safer that I didn't shoplift it. Sometimes the greetards even check my receipt when I'm leaving. I don't like being treated like a criminal. Let's go to K-Mart or Target instead."

by shankus November 30, 2004

greenatree

A dank or flame sack or nugget of marijuana, also known as headies, sometimes referred to as nuggetrons.

Crunchy hippies enjoy smoking greenatree

by Rhaymond June 17, 2006

Greenaphile

Someone that likes green things for example the forest, the grass or just the colour green. It makes a person feel calm and happy when they see the colour green.

I believe I am a greenaphile

by Princessmclarnon June 11, 2017

Greenacres road thankyou

When you thank someone by allowing them to witness you masterbate to images of buff riku.

Person 1: Hey man, what did you get up to over the easter holidays?
Person 2: mainly jacked it to phineas and ferb, what did you do?
Person 1: i performed a peter's road trampoline
Person 2: awsome was your dick bomb?
Person 1: totally, but i did have to perform a greenacres road thankyou.

by Bitconeeeeeeect May 25, 2018

Joseph Greenall

Joe is the man

Think of the man, that is joseph.

Joseph Greenall = EPIC
I want joseph Greenall. Give the people what they want.

Joe is a funny and quirky guy who will always be funny and quirky.

Two words to describe joseph = wacky and zany
He is like Adam Sandler, but funnier and ginger .
What Shakespeare is to drama, Joseph Greenall is to the ginger community.

Joe is a genuinely down to earth, nice guy.

If you want quality friendship. come on down to joseph Greenall enterprises. where for next 2 months, were offering 25% off ALL JOSEPH GREENALL FRIENDSHIPS

"I want the world to think I'm an angel" - joseph Greenall
"thank you" - joseph Greenall
"hahahahhahahahah" joseph Greenall
"is that it" - joseph Greenall

"stop writing about me now" - joseph Greenall
"now, dont forget the now" - joseph Greenall

dude 1 - "what is that?"
dude 2 - "What is that?? that's a bit on the nose isn't it. Very rude dude 1"
dude 1 - "oh sorry ill be more considerate next time"
dude 2 - "good, you know how amazing joseph Greenall is right?"
dude 1 - "yeah of course sorry, just a bit sleepy, Joe's great"

by Roboscruffy April 21, 2023

emily greenaway

an emily greenaway is a girl, often with brown hair, who puzzles everyone by managing to be both extremely hot and beautiful/pretty at the same time.

1: woa look at her man
2: mate shes way out of your league
3: yea shes such an emily greenaway

by theLADSandIforever11 June 9, 2011

greenarexia

A lifestyle disorder characterized by unrealistic fear of the impact of one's own carbon footprint on the environment.

A person suffers from greenarexia, doesn't allow themselves the luxury of driving a car, buying store-bought food, wearing and eating non-organic products, to the extent that they deny themselves a comfortable life out of the guilt caused by impacting the environment with their every day choices.

by LillyCoco June 24, 2009