Growth Hacker

The term that evolved from SEO GURU... if you look up the actual people who dare calling themselves "growth hacker" publicly, you will find most of them are gimmicky snake oil salespeople who offer nothing crazy, fancy, or even new. There are some really famous and hyped lying salespeople like these around...

That Indian guy who emailed you 20 times about his growth hacking tactics and secrets and the classes and campaigns and material he tried to sell to you at a deep discount, that is a true scamster aka the "growth hacker", or better yet the good ole' SEO GURU.

by summontwoballs December 14, 2016

Muscle growth

A phenomenon in which someone’s (male or female) muscles get bigger and they get stronger. Best seen on women.

Sally experienced a ton of muscle growth and afterwards was never the same again

by Plasmus October 11, 2018

GRANTH

Savage,cool,awesome,lowkey flex

GRANTH IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL

by HESAGOD February 7, 2018

Grathser copycentre

When you go to the print or copy room of a business, and the staff are all lounging on the floor, hammered drunk, pissed outta their minds, just like Paul McGrath, then that area is known as a 'Grathser copycentre'.

You: Dessie can I have 3 reams for our printer?
Dessie: Ah go and ask me bollix ya bald hoor.
Yo: This is such a flamin' Grathser copycentre.

by noamshouseparty June 24, 2009

growth rate

The rate of change of a population's size, expressed in % per year.

The mice population's growth rate is 2%/year

by Legolas101 March 22, 2016

terminal growth

(noun) - pertaining to the maximal length or growth of a man's facial hair. Word origin: Commonly mistaken with 'terminal value' from the financial vernacular but earliest use is believed to be from a Greek parable about a young man's journey into manhood. Nikolai, from the island of Garofali, was sent by the elders off the island for 'aner teleios' (grow into manhood). Those sent were not allowed to return until their beard had stopped growing, signaling the god's acceptance of the boy into manhood.

"No, my beard won't get any longer. It's at terminal growth."

by pebacon February 12, 2015

Mutant Growth

A sexual act that involves putting a flaccid penis into a girl's vagina and then getting an erection. The penis is felt as a "mutant growth"

My girlfriend really likes when I give her a mutant growth because she likes feeling my penis get erect inside of her

by Mortalicious October 14, 2010