Grassy hair

Hair that is rough when dry and soft when wet.

Lee: I think you have grassy hair
Chan: No asians don't have grassy hair
Lee: So true

by Sparky banana man November 7, 2011

Grissy grassy greasy gracie

Grissy grassy greasy gracie is a very grissy grassy and greasy person! if you leave her alone for too long then she will kill everyone. She loves eating leaves, highlighter juice and tissue

person 1: that pizza is so greasy
person 2: its probably as greasy as grissy grassy greasy gracie!

by heheheheheitsme June 11, 2022

Grassy Bore

A method of masturbation in which you take a piece of grass or other thin object (pencil) and slide it into your urethra then out again, as if your were cleaning a pistol. Tends to be painful and only recommended for experienced jack-offs.

Person 1: Dude, did you see that chick last night? She was smokin'.
Person 2: Yeah man, I grassy bored that.
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you?

by Yarrrrrrrrrrr October 18, 2010

Grassyass

An infection of the butthole that results in a green discoloring of the asscheeks. May be confused with the Spanish word for thank you.

My mother has grassyass. Dat shit as green as yo face when my dick went up yo bum.

by The most reliable person October 17, 2012

grassy knollism

a story, specutation or "evidence" that ties in with a conspriacy theory. Relates to the theory that JFK was killed by an assassin on the grassy knoll.

"That's just grassy knollism!"

by Michael Keenan December 1, 2004

grasty

a word i made up today when i was trying to say gross and nasty at the same time. it means something is both equally gross and nasty

Alexa : That girl is so grasty!
Valerie: What's that?
Alexa: Gross and nasty. DUH.

by hu weed July 30, 2010

grassy zebra

you are screwing a black woman on the grass and you pull out and cumm in stripes.

i was screwin some ebony booty and decided to pull a grassy zebra

by garrett April 22, 2004