Grisping

when Abdiel's ass feels a chair get pulled out from under it

"I could feel my ass grisping the chair getting pulled away," -Abdiel

by Abdiel's Ass December 20, 2021

Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

graping the squildo

to be aroused by something, when you really, really shouldn't.
this does not include jailbait

also: grapes my squildo

cor! jimmy tarbuck's on jordan's body! thats really graping my squildo!

by lo, the greebo warrior January 20, 2004

graping

Groping or Grabbing someone from behind, in a forced way, in order to stick a finger into the vagina or his/her anus.

Groping + Rape= Graping. Past Tense, Graped...

"The park on 35th street is where John does his graping"

"John grabbed Jane and graped her unwillingly."

by 13end3r September 4, 2008

gasping gecko

A term used when a person is surprised.

Gasping gecko, I wasn't expecting to see you here!

by asdf_fdsa October 13, 2017

Grassing

The action of hiding in a grass field because the police has just busted the party that has underage drinking involved or any other form of illegal activity.

Jack went grassing last night and almost got caught when the patrol car drove by.

by vee kept January 25, 2011

Gasping for Breath

When you drop a long-ass shit -- so long, that the tapered head sticks out of the water and then is reluctant to go all the way down right away when you flush.

Tom: Dick, look at the long-ass shit I just dropped. (Flush --)

Dick: It won't go all the way down -- it's gasping for breath.

by RWClassABoomer March 16, 2009