out of your gourd

when your are so high your cant function correctly and people just look at you and just know your fucked up.

Nik Harken smoked so many pcp dipped ciggarettes in south side Des moines last night his boss fired him and told him "you are out of your gourd, your fired."

Nik Harken is so out of his gourd he is doing the robot agian.

by the bowz June 3, 2009

Drank The Bitter Gourd

An act of remembering something you now regret

"Boy, i drank the bitter gourd on that one"
"I had one too many to drink last night, and i drank the bitter gourd on that one"

by Simsonchin July 22, 2020

strap on some gourds

v. to gather one's courage and fortitude. Synonymous with to "grow a pair" and to "nut up." Gourds here is a euphemism for testicles.

Tim: Check out that fine-ass chick over there, Ray. I want to talk to her hella bad.
Ray: Strap on some gourds, Tim. She obviously wants you.

by Ballz Deepe August 6, 2011

bored out of my gourd

To be so bored you don't know what to do, basically to be bored out of your mind

Last weekend, i was bored out of my gourd

by blaze it up May 29, 2005

stoned outta my gourd!

Bein higher than the end of muh dick!

I'm stoned outta my gourd!

by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014

xanned out of my gourd

When you have too much xannys and lean in your double cup.

Man i am xanned out of my gourd right now.

by xannydoublecuplover August 4, 2017

dirty gourd

a pg way to call someone a dirty whore.

Melissa: "You wanna play darts?"
Liz: "Not with you, you dirty gourd!"
Melissa: "Did you just call me a dirty whore?!?"
Liz: "No. I said dirty gourd, like a pumpkin."

by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010