out of your gourd

when your are so high your cant function correctly and people just look at you and just know your fucked up.
Nik Harken smoked so many pcp dipped ciggarettes in south side Des moines last night his boss fired him and told him "you are out of your gourd, your fired."

Nik Harken is so out of his gourd he is doing the robot agian.
by the bowz June 04, 2009
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Drank The Bitter Gourd

An act of remembering something you now regret
"Boy, i drank the bitter gourd on that one"
"I had one too many to drink last night, and i drank the bitter gourd on that one"
by Simsonchin July 22, 2020
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strap on some gourds

v. to gather one's courage and fortitude. Synonymous with to "grow a pair" and to "nut up." Gourds here is a euphemism for testicles.
Tim: Check out that fine-ass chick over there, Ray. I want to talk to her hella bad.
Ray: Strap on some gourds, Tim. She obviously wants you.
by Ballz Deepe August 06, 2011
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bored out of my gourd

To be so bored you don't know what to do, basically to be bored out of your mind
by blaze it up May 26, 2005
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stoned outta my gourd!

Bein higher than the end of muh dick!
by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014
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xanned out of my gourd

When you have too much xannys and lean in your double cup.
Man i am xanned out of my gourd right now.
by xannydoublecuplover August 05, 2017
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Decorative gourd

.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.

.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd

Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
by Chaotic_Wyvern January 05, 2023
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