gouch

you stupid assholes its "gooch". its pronounced with a long o sound, not 'gowch'

johnny knoxville and crew named a golf cart "gooch" in jackass the movie

by bitches please March 28, 2004

gouche

the area between my big balls and my bum hole

aah hahaha nathan got kiked in the gouche

by Danny January 26, 2004

Gouche

1. a synonym for douche to be used in social situations where to use douche might be inappropriate.
2. a goofy douche.

1. what a gouche!
2. you're a gouche!

by jeffyesquire November 18, 2007

gouch

the area between ones ballsack and ones ass hole

ooooo yeahhh i just love pushin my gouch

by chris rooney July 20, 2009

gouch

Being Exceptionally lazy for a whole day. 5pm buy snacks, switch on Games Console, Play, 5am Sleep

John: What are you going to do today?

Alex: Hit a Gouch

"look at that Lazy Git Over there, stuffing his face and playing World of Warcraft"
"yeah he's absolutely hitting one(a gouch)"

by EbeneezerGoode May 28, 2007

The Gouch

An invisible Bully.

Arnold what happen to? The Gouch Chased me home.

by Vegaz Chichester January 1, 2012

Gouch

(Verb) To “gouch” = to chill out, relax, usually in a slovenly manner and under the influence of marijuana.

End of the day! Time to gouch our!

by SuperDuperPK November 30, 2017