Gorp

To gargle santorum. Sometimes thought to be trail mix. However, contrary to popular belief, they are not the same thing at all. People that say Gorp in reference to trail mix, like to Gorp.

After a long session of back to back anal sex I had a well deserved Gorp, which acted as a great lube for my throat.

After a long hike someone offered me "Gorp." I then proceeded to tell him that its called trail mix, and if he wanted to find out what Gorping is to just visit a Santorum rally.

by Rankor Monster March 31, 2012

Gorp

Gorp is most commonly known as just another name for trail mix. Most little girls in the third grade will make this at least 30 times in Girl Scouts. Be careful not to bring too much chocolate or else the already annoying kids will be extra annoying!

"This gorp tastes like horse shit!"
"That's because Britney Spears forgot the chocolate!" "Oh yeah, don't forget that Justin Bieber forgot to bring the peanuts too..."

by Ihaveafatcat April 22, 2017

GORP

A fart that escapes your garments, traveling through the path of least resistance and follows your spine and comes out your neck line.

I was riding my motorcycle and the gorp slapped my girlfriends face.

by ShamrockMichigan August 25, 2018

Gorp

A Gorp is someone that sits in the bath tub and farts, then pops the bubbles with their nose.

Jeeze fart-bubble-popper, you're such a gorp!

by Matt March 17, 2003

Gorp

The act of masticating the globule of air produced by submerged flatulence thus eliciting a gag or a series of gags

Dad my gorps taste like broccoli

by dirtydickdangerous August 23, 2009

gorp

an underwater fart, generally in a bathtub setting where the air bounces off of the bottom of the tub then quickly surfaces, making a "gorp" sound

*gorp sound*
Man shaving to his wife bathing: Honey, did you just gorp?
Wife to Husband:
*blushes* Yes, dear, do you still love me?

by Average Joe February 27, 2005

gorp

When you take a bath and you fart then break the bubble with your penis.

Jake's mom caught him gorping his fart bubbles in the bathtub.

by Joseph Poon August 22, 2003