goring

poking holes in people

I am goring you to death

by St. Kaitlin September 23, 2005

gooning and bating

Pulling the padge fiercly at the gig

Twirlina: Gurl where’s ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating

by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023

Gurning Drug Monkey

One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.

Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.

Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.

1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...

2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys

by urbankhaos May 6, 2003

Gorringe

unsuccessfully trying to lure a female into your lair

"I just got gorringed" "He pulled a gorringe"

by Mystic Orange Peel April 1, 2009

Goringe

The first word to ever rhyme with orange - also the name for a smelly pedo who preys on young boys with ginger hair

Example:
Person 1: Hey look, he's trying to touch my younger brother's willy

Person 2: He's such a Goringe

by imapoosey October 8, 2021

keenan goring

super awesome, the best EVER

oh my god its keenan goring

by indiwho December 24, 2008

gurning fuck lizard

a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.

nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.

"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"

by smyphilis October 30, 2008