gorded

"Gorded" is the past tense of the commonly used verb to "gourd" something.

The other day I gorded. It was awesome.

by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015

gordie

a horse lover who loves horses , and rides them in more than 1 way

gordie has many horses and rides them all

by tobbbbbbbbbby February 7, 2008

2-40 Gordie

A fat & out of shape male.

"Dude, you've gained weight. You're lookin like a 2-40 Gordie!"

by Shellbacks Club🐢 June 24, 2022

Gordida Push

The act of vomiting on your lady friend's ass crack, and then presenting your schlong and pushing it up and down between her ass cheeks, as you proceed to vomit again on her back.

I gordida pushed that cunt's ass so hard it was bleeding for days

by kramakrame September 13, 2009

Gordie girdle

An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.

Jen: Damn dat boy so fly...
Jens Fat Friend:Bitch, he probz just done got himself a gordie girdle!

by Trexasaurus June 30, 2016

GORDIE

Gordie refers to a small pumpkin you give your girlfriend in October it symbolizes you devote your life to her love her

Wow did you see him he gave her a gordie

by Reallifie October 29, 2017

Gordiego

A very fat gord that loves smash bros that is called juandiego
you can find him eating at wendys and with his boyfriend kuro

oh look at that gord he has to be a Gordiego

by JJIL Studios January 26, 2019