Gorsuckle

The act of filling Neil Gorsuch’s rectum with gherkins.

Every third Friday the Supreme Court justices all get together for a lively night of gorsuckle.

by Doctor Def October 26, 2019

Garden Grunkle

Are garden art creatures that are metal welded to look like crazed creatures that are trying to take over you yard.

A Garden Grunkle could be a crazy fisherman who's line is going everywhere.

by ssmftw June 21, 2011

Garfunkle

Something/ anything "Whack", messed up, or stupid.

Teacher: "Students, there will be a 20 page essay due in two days."

Me: "Dawg, that's garfunkle."

by Tinted Windows August 8, 2012

Garfunkle

Misspelled version of Garfunkel

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Garfunkle

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

"I garfunkled your mother last night"

by Trevor May 10, 2003

garfunkled

When you vomit and climax at the same time.

I Garfunkled on her back

by UncleSlippery April 30, 2015

Garfunkleling

Another word for hot steamy sex, especially while watching the animal planet

Cody: Amanda, i was wondering if garfunkleling was on the agenda after cats 101 and before whale wars?
Amanda: Better make it quick.

by LiL Chef December 20, 2008