Garage Shits

The sensation of needing to go back in the house to fire off a missile immediately after starting a project in the garage. It's a real momentum killer. If you're ever constipated, head out to the garage and pick up a drill. Instant 💩. #garageshits

I needed to go fix the car but didn’t get anything done because I got the garage shits.

by Captain Walleye November 10, 2018

garage rock

Garage rock is a subgenre of rock'n'roll that dates back to the late 1950's when amateur bands exploded across the United States. The name comes from the assumption that bands practiced in suburban garages and were often very crude, but this belies the fact that they were diverse in their approaches, ranging from basic one or two chord wonders to very professional acts that even had regional hits. Some bands, like The Monks and The Velvet Underground, were even very experimental in their approach. For example, the Velvet Underground were as much influenced by avant-garde composers like LaMonte Young and Ornette Coleman as they were Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry, Link Wray and Bob Dylan. While the Monks were less influenced by the Avant Garde, their approach was unusual by using a banjo as a replacement for a lead guitar that gave a wiry sound, lyrics that bordered on surreal minimalistic rants, no use of cymbals and drumming that owed as much to polkas and military marches as they did rock'n'roll.

The most famous characteristics of garage rock are the Fuzztone guitar sound (as used on "The Witch" by The Sonics), Farfisa organ stabs and raw production qualities at odds with the polished production of both major record labels and acts like The Beatles. The Sonics often adopted the production techniques and methods of Link Wray, such as putting a hole in the loudspeaker of their amplifiers to get distortion commonplace in many of the more raunchy R&B based bands. The rough production of garage rock was very influential on many early punk bands, who played and recorded songs in as crude a manner out of necessity.

By The early 1970's, The New York Dolls and The Stooges were part of a new wave of bands influenced by and continuing the crude, raunchy, primitive sound of garage rock at odds with the progressive rock that dominated the music industry at that time. By this time, it was being called "punk" (a term coined by Lester Bangs in Creem Magazine, the first band to call their music thus were Suicide). This lead to a garage rock revival in the late 1970's, which continues to this day.

While this is superficial, it is only intended as a potted guide.

Classic garage rock songs:

Pushing Too Hard- The Seeds
You're Gonna Miss Me- Thirteenth Floor Elevators
Psychotic Reaction- Count Five
Black Monk Time- The Monks
Shut up- The Monks
7 and 7 Is- Love
96 Tears- ? and The Mysterians
Any Billy Childish
Louie Louie- The Kingsmen
The Witch- The Sonics
Boss Hoss- The Sonics

by Chris Henniker November 29, 2007

The Garage Crew

A bad ass virtual place where only the groovy can be. This is the greatest place for fuckery on the interwebs. Gotta love closed groups of the facebooks. No butthurt snowflakes, or ninnies allowed. No reporting. No trolling. Be groovy or leave. We get down with the get down up in here. We got jokes. Memes for millenia. Bad assery abounds.

Dude, my news feed's so lame. I don't know how I ever had fun on Facebook before The Garage Crew.

by Mizilla May 28, 2019

Garage, Inc.

1998 cover album by Metallica, a bunch of songs they like to play in practice.

ReLoad was released in 1997, and Garage, Inc. was released in 1998.

by Brian Strauss March 7, 2009

gorgalous

the combining of the words gorgeous and fabulous to describe someone or something.

Dayum girl you are looking gorgalous tonight in those red Christian Louboutin heels!

by Peachy_Tracy September 9, 2009

Gofag

A gofag is a user using GoAnimate that acts very immature, makes grounded videos, assaulted videos, executions, etc... they even make bad videos out of other users and they call whoever they hate "bad users". And they keep sending grounded threats to anyone who gives them criticism. Some of them are part of "police groups", such as the UTTP or the VGCP.

Mature goanimator: Can you please stop making grounded videos? They are so cringy.

Gofag: YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 17273273737238723823832 YEARS FOR TELLING ME TO STOP MAKING GROUNDED VIDEOS!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW, BAD USER!!!

Mature GoAnimator: Um, you're not even my dad...

by Microsoft Bacon July 16, 2018

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

by ArmourChinker January 3, 2023