goose shats

to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.

he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.

by borWorm February 13, 2007

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slippery as goose shit

wicked slippery

The icy driveway was slippery as goose shit.

by H-2-the-Dub September 27, 2008

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gooey sunrise

When you wake up your girl by giving her a facial (ejaculate on her face).

The bitch was passed out so I gave her a gooey sunrise to get her out of bed.

by rifkin December 3, 2007

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gooey sauce

Song and dance by CoachDaGhost

Yoooo Perticones gooey sauce is so sturdy

by Macchio1 February 13, 2021

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Goose Shit

After drinking Grey Goose, Worse than a beer shit. Hard as bricks coming out the rectum, smelling of stink bombs, the stench goes on for days.

After a long night of drinking grey goose you wake up trying to remember what happened and shake the hang over feeling. you than sit up and need a glass of water and than it kicks. you got goose shits. you may sit there for hours coming out hard as a rock but it does and you feel so much better and empty that you got it all out. and than a few hours later the cycle starts again.

by daniellecarmen September 18, 2006