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Googlesturbation

The act of googling oneself. Transcending just the google search engine, even using another search engine and searching for yourself is considered googlesturbation.
I had a rough googlesturbation session this morning- I tried to google myself three times and couldn't find anything positive.
My friend is an obsessive googlesturbator; he'll try to search for himself at least ten times per week.
by aidsdate.com April 24, 2011
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Googlewhore

Someone who looks everything up on Google.
When asked a question a googlewhore will immedietly open up a internet browser to search it on google.
I rely on google for everthing, therfore I am a googlewhore.
by idareyoukitty July 25, 2006
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Googletory

When you click on a Google image to see the larger version, then click the back button but are prohibited from going back to the search results page.
"Aaaahhh! I can't click away from this picture of a guy eating a dead zebra! I'm stuck in Googletory!"
by ebethleo December 5, 2011
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Googlesworth

The scant details obtained from the brief descriptions of a google search.
"She talked as though she had a lot of knowledge about Japanese cuisine, but really she only had a googlesworth of information".
by JL Fenton May 5, 2011
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Googletard

A person who cannot find what they are looking for on a search engine due to the fact they seem incapable of putting the correct information in the search bar.
I.E- Emma " I can't find a recipe for banana cake anywhere" John " Thats because your a Complete googletard... "
by Dreadcriminal April 27, 2014
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googlectomy

Googlectomy is a biopsy proceedure of the url root.
Googlectomologist's discover minor procedure to treat googlectomy
by Noschool July 31, 2022
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Premature Googleation

A person suffers from premature googleation if he or she takes any problem straight to google without giving any real attempts at solving it for him or herself, thus depriving themselves and the world of any original or innovative solutions that can be achieved through thinking and experimentation.
A. This problem is too fucking hard dude, I'm just going to google how to do it

B. and prematurely googleate? are you serious? at least take a stab at it man

A. yeah you're right, premature googleation would make me kind of.. impotent.
by mrfarenheit6969 July 10, 2011
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